If you were searching for a graphic artist named Tom Eidukonis, then you've just come to the right place. If you were looking for some other graphic artist and you found me instead, then you got lucky, because I will blow that other designer out of the water. If you happened to be looking for someone named Tom Eidukonis who is not a graphic artist and not me,* then I say to you, "Give this Tom Eidukonis a try. Maybe you will like him better than the Tom Eidukonis that prompted your search."

*This is a highly unlikely scenario, as there are not many people named Tom Eidukonis.
  You will find this to be true in most countries."